You Play Too Much Assassin’s Creed

Despite Assassin’s Creed being almost 1 year old, many gamers are still playing it. I found this list online: You know you play too much Assassin’s Creed if:

1. You avoid the homeless thinking that they will either get in your way our violently attack you.

2. You attempt to run up walls to avoid the cops.

3. You walk slowly in a praying stance when cops look suspiciously at you.

4. You sit 40ft away from someone attempting to eavesdrop on them.

5. If you avoid water because you fear instant death.

6. When someone pisses you off you make a fast hand motion and hold your hands to their neck waiting for the hidden blade to come out.

7. You fear running in public because the cops might attack you.

8. You find the phrase “nothing is true all is permitted” becoming part of your daily speech.

9. You search your home town for hidden flags and templars.

10. You live bye the tennets of the creed.

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8 Responses to “You Play Too Much Assassin’s Creed”

  1. Nevar23 says:

    *You hear a beeping noise and immediately look for a place to hide.

    *You think the Red Cross is a front for Templars.

    *When visiting a new place, you immediately make note of all possible exits.

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  3. RantBlogger says:

    Sweet list! I just finished AC today and I’ve linked to this page on my blog. Keep up the good work!

  4. you climb up a building hoping to find a haystack to jump into.

  5. Allycat says:

    * Everytime I hear middle-eastern language, I immediately think it’s a Templar

  6. saVon says:

    *When you see a bird circling in the sky you look down to see where the tower is..: )

  7. DragonAce says:

    * Every time you see a tall building (or a picture of a tall building), you immediately attempt to judge how easily it could be climbed.

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