Assassin’s Creed 2 Favorite Lines

One thing I love about Assassin’s Creed 2 is the dialog and Ezio’s whit. He’s not afraid to crack a sarcastic remark or say something completely rude in front of everyone. It gives the game a new element – something not so politically correct. There are dozens of lines we could choose from, but what are some of your favorite lines/scenes from the game?I’ve posted a few of mine below.

Ezio: So you killed them simply because they believed different from you?
Assasination target: No I killed them because it was fun, because I could

Master theif: Is their something we can do to repay you?”
Ezio: Money is always nice

Rosa: *stream of loud, angry Italian swearwords aimed at Antonio as she’s being carried away to rest*
Antonio: Rosa is most dear to me.

“Its-a me! MARIO!”

Leanardo: Do You Know Who That Was.
Ezio: My Next Conquest

Veri Pazzi: Scared to handle things yourself
Ezio: Your sister was quite pleased with the handling I gave her last night

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3 Responses to “Assassin’s Creed 2 Favorite Lines”

  1. Rohan says:

    desmond : What the fuck!

  2. Almost Literally says:

    Just if you wanted to know, that stream of swear words was something along the lines of her wishing a plague on Antonio and his whore mother. XD

    Lessee…there are so many.

    Rosa: Why so serious?

    Maria: You need a more creative outlet.
    Ezio: I have plenty of outlets.
    Maria: I meant beside vaginas.


    Ezio: I was hoping you could help me with something…
    Rosa: And that would be?
    Ezio: I want to learn to climb the way you do.
    Rosa: (Disappointed) Oh.

    Ezio (While running from the guards after his…ahem…meeting, with Christina): She needed some help…with…some things! I’m mostly innocent!

    Leonardo: How exciting!

    And my absolute favorite -

    Frederico: It is a good life we lead, brother.
    Ezio: The best. May it never change.
    Frederico: And may it never change us.

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